You know it’s been a good night when, whilst on a barefoot stroll around the neighbourhood chugging wine at 2:15 am, a creepy, 40 year old, bald, Greek man propositions you and your friend for a threesome in the bushes.
He was a nice guy, I hope he finds the anonymous gay sex he was looking for.
“Professional Thoughts On The Answer”.
Ok, I look and sound like a dick, but that’s beside the point. I really need to get better at spoken word. I wrote this in about 40 minutes, so yes, I’m aware it could do with some polishing. And yes, I’m also aware that the quality is shit and I mess up a few times but fuck it. Anyway, I’m rambling, here’s my first attempt at spoken word. It’s called “Professional Thoughts On The Answer”.
How weird would it be if in like 20 years scientists discover that chickens or something are actually intelligent beings on the same level as humans and there’s a whole chicken civil rights movement and in like 100 years people will learn about our time and they’ll be disgusted that we treated chickens so badly. It’d be like racism but worse ‘cause we fucking eat them.
How high was I last night?
Me and Niamh being way too high for the internet.
I totally disagree with it for the main reason of it doesn’t actually solve anything, it just postpones your problems. While I understand the need for the showing of emotional pain through physical pain, i.e. what the ancient Greeks did, I feel that most people who cut today do it and then become addicted, and then it just becomes self indulgent.
And this whole culture of posting pictures of your scars is just disgusting. If you want a cry for help, why don’t you actually go looking for help instead of mutilating yourself and then seemingly bragging about it online.
Again, this is my opinion, and I’m sure there’s people who agree with me, but still, If you want to cut yourself, no one’s stopping you, I’d never take someone’s freedom away, just my opinion is that it’s a fucking bad idea.
If I knew there was a nuclear explosion going to occur, I would seriously just get butt naked, put on a bandana, stand out on the balcony and start jacking it with the angriest look on my face, watching the blast and mushroom cloud rapidly approach, engulfing the world. Come at me, bro.